Wednesday 24 May 2017

ALL FUTURE ROYAL RUMBLES CAN FVKK OFF

HELLO FRIENDS it would seem I am unable to edit this blog's "header" right now, for whatever reason, so instead please see the revised one below, right after I thank you in all sincerity for your attention to and enthusiasm for this blog, which grew out of some writing I did for my CKC message board pals, to whom I owe extra thanks. Thanks!   

RUMBLEMETRICS

ACTUALLY THAT IS A MISLEADING TITLE AS THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO METRICS TO SPEAK OF HERE BUT INSTEAD PROFOUNDLY POETIC *IMPRESSIONS* OF EVERY ROYAL RUMBLE EVER "PRETENDFOUGHT" WRITTEN IN A THREE-WEEK BINGE IN JANUARY 2012 CULMINATING IN THE TWENTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION OF THIS THE BEST KIND OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING MATCH AND THERE WILL BE NO OTHER POSTS TO THIS BLOG EXCEPT FOR ONCE-ANNUAL UPDATES WHEN THERE IS ANOTHER ROYAL RUMBLE TO TALK ABOUT AND SO SHALL IT BE UNTIL THE END OF DAYS OR UNTIL I CAN NO LONGER BEAR THE WEIGHT OF COMPLICITY WITH FASCIST SPECTACLE-CAPITALIST NIHILISM THNX

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